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Been to the Czech Republic many times. And in Prague, and in Cesky Krumlov, in Karlovy Vary, Marianske Lazne, Frantiskovy Lazne, Loket and many more places. And alone, and with his wife, and with his son...

I came to Prague for the first time. With Amigo Tours. We arrived by train. I was delighted with the city. I spent a week exploring the center and all the pubs there on foot. I was tired as a dog, but I was happy. Prices are about the same as in Moscow (at least in the center). Service everywhere is at a very good level. There is only one problem - people from all over the world go there in droves, you will meet them from any direction of the world.

This is the second time I’ve already tried Prague - it’s an attraction city that the Czechs quickly took over in the early 90s. And he decided to move deeper into the country, guided by the message that the real country is always in the outback. I chose the city of Heb. In the far west of the Czech Republic. It is very convenient to travel to Hub - a carriage departs from the Belorussky Railway Station to Hub every day. Our carriage is very comfortable.

KHEB is an old imperial city, 100 years older than Moscow. In the 11th century, it was ruled by Emperor Barbarossa, known to everyone for the sad and tragic events of 1941. The city itself is largely German- Czech city. for its thousand years, more precisely 950, it belonged to everyone, including Louis of Bavaria. and the Czech king and Austria-Hungary, and in modern history and the German Reich is 7 years old. This city still has the same history. Accordingly, there are also monuments in the city and district. The City alone is worth it; Barbarossa built it. Lots of monasteries. I like to relax after lunch in the Monastery Garden in warm weather.

The city itself is the old part, which is concentrated around the Castle and the Market Square (Markt), and the new one. Well, the new one is interesting, but the old one is like an open-air museum. All houses are old, but in excellent condition. We must give the Czechs their due - they know how to preserve their heritage. In the center of the Markt there is a symbol of Heb - a complex of buildings called Špalicek (stump) with a restaurant of the same name. Quite pretentious and expensive by local standards - dinner per person with beer, Becherovka, a huge dish and coffee will cost 300 crowns with a tip of 350 (450 -500 rubles). Don't make the mistake of only getting one dish at Heb. You just pick at the second one anyway, you won’t be able to eat it. The downside is the Stella Artois beer. 30 CZK Why? Unclear. In the neighboring cafes there are Krušovice and Gambrinus and Hradební, but you never know..

Hub is the administrative center of the Karlovy Vary Region. To Germany: to Bavaria - 3 km. to Saxony - 10 km. The railway is very developed. To get to the resort of Frantiskovy Lazne by train, a two-car diesel is 7 minutes away and 11 CZK one way, but it’s better to immediately take a two-way ticket - it’s cheaper. Karlovy Vary is 40 km away. The highway to K.V. is currently being completed. 25 minutes by car. On the way you can stop by Loket - also a cool old town. Marianske Lazen is 28 km away. The road is good, but in the Czech Republic in cities there are 50 km, and often 30, 40. And there are radars that take pictures of you. If the car has Russian license plates, then of course they will spit on speeding, but if it is rented, then they may have time to send a fine - and a rather large one. You should only drive on the autobahn with a stamp under glass, for at least a week. CZK 250. Otherwise, a fine of CZK 5,000.

Restaurants and cafes in Heb: On the square I recommend Špalicek, Sklepik, Jiřego s Podebrady. that on Jatečnaya Street and Markt, you can drink coffee everywhere, but it’s better in Bartolomeus. There is also Zhidovska Street - at the very end of the square to the left. There are a lot of pubs there and you can go to any one, the beer there is excellent everywhere. Go from one to the other in a zigzag. It’s 200 meters to the end of the street, but if there’s a mug in every beerhouse, it’s hard to stay on your feet. You only need to remember one phrase - one beer, please. Beer please.

At the very end And Dovskoy st. On the left is the pension "U Kata" (At the Executioner's). The owner Dusan speaks Russian very well. On the second floor he has a boarding house - 4 double rooms and an apartment. The rooms are quite decent, and there is a beer hall on the ground floor. Note - the more beer you drink, the cheaper it is. Now Gambrinus light from Dusan costs 22 crowns, prices have decreased by 2 crowns over the year. DECREASED. For two people to drink plenty of beer - 130-150 CZK. get drunk.

If you don’t want to sit in the hall, they’ll pour it up to your room. The price for a room is CZK 350 per person. Those. 700 CZK per room. For apartments for 4 people. 1500 CZK. The pension is popular. One day in the spring, on May 8th (the Americans freed them), a brass band played all night in the pub. It’s cool, but we had to leave for Moscow by car in the morning, so at that moment it made us angry. And now I think about it with feelings - here they live. And in December 2008, before Christmas, near Zhidovskaya, I saw about 5 guys walking under the windows, playing Christmas melodies and moving on, like caroling.

Czechs, according to my observations, drink beer, but not a lot - 2-3 mugs per evening. Although, of course, it also happens that they fall under the table - I saw it myself. But this is not typical, unless someone gives a free treat.

Shopping can be done in Germany - excellent train connections. A hub is a large transport hub. You can use the EGERNET system. The fact is that Heb (German name Eger) was the center of the Principality of Eger, which included the lands of present-day Saxony and Bavaria. Now the EU, together with Germany and the Czech Republic, is pursuing a policy of unification - with this ticket you can travel cheaply in both Germany and the Czech Republic. Marktredwitz is 20 minutes away. You can take the train directly to Nuremberg, Bayreuth, Wunsiedl, Zwickau.

Well, the story turned out to be quite confusing, but I have a lot of impressions from Hebu. But I like it most in the Czech Republic.

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There are many places in the Czech Republic that are completely undeservedly ignored by tourists. These include the city of Cheb, located in the western part of the Czech region near the border with Germany. The influence of German culture is very strongly felt in almost everything in the city. Many residents of Cheb still divide themselves into Germans and Czechs. Finding yourself on main square city, for a moment you may get the impression that you are in Germany. Only the inscriptions in Czech will bring you back to reality.

You will undoubtedly remember architectural ensemble Shpalichek, consisting of charming colorful houses. Not far away you can see the towers of the Church of Saints Nicholas and Elizabeth. There are a great number of church buildings in Cheb. And you can’t ignore the iconic building of Cheb - a medieval Romanesque castle, which is famous for the Black Tower and the fortress chapel of Saints Erhart and Ursula.

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Cheb Castle

Cheb's most outstanding attraction is the Romanesque castle of the same name, shrouded in secrets and legends, according to which it is still haunted to this day. It was built in the 12th century and, like many structures of this kind, served a defensive function. The Black Tower rises in the castle courtyard. It received this name because of the material used for its construction - volcanic tuff, which has a dark color. It is a square structure (9x9 m) with 3 floors and a height of 18.5 m. The difficult climb into the tower will be compensated by the beautiful views that open from observation deck. Opposite the Black Tower is another unique building of the castle - the chapel of Saints Erhart and Ursula in the early Gothic style. Tours of the chapel offer two levels for inspection, the first of which in ancient times was intended for the stay of commoners, and therefore darkness and poverty reign there. The second floor, on the contrary, is full of luxury and wealth. After all, it served as a chamber for the emperor and his family.

Ticket price:

Adult: 60 CZK
Children (6-15 years old), students, disabled people: 30 CZK
Family (2 adults + 2 children): 140 CZK
Supplement for excursion support: CZK 20 per person
Children under 6 years old, disabled people: free

Cheb Castle opening hours

Saturday-Sunday: 10:00-15:00 January, February, November, December
Saturday-Sunday: 10:00-17:00 March
Tuesday-Sunday: 10:00-17:00 April, May
Tuesday-Sunday: 10:00-18:00 June
Monday-Sunday: 10:00-18:00 July, August
Tuesday-Sunday: 10:00-17:00 September, October

“Block” - this is the translation of the name of the patch of small houses in the city square. These 11 houses, which make up the entire Gothic complex, were built in the 13th century and are considered the hallmark of Cheb. In old times they served as housing for Jewish traders. The old houses stand close to each other, but somewhere between them there is a small passage, which is only a little more than 1.5 m wide. It conventionally serves as a divider of the medieval quarter into 2 parts.

One of the church's dominant features is the ancient Church of Saints Nicholas and Elizabeth. It was erected at the beginning of the 13th century and had pronounced Romanesque features. After suffering a fire in 1742, the temple was reconstructed and acquired a Gothic style. The temple building amazes with its splendor both outside and inside. The exterior of the church is favorably emphasized by the staircase leading directly to the entrance to the temple. It has the outline of a circle, with steps on either side, and is decorated with several statues of saints. The church building has two towers, the sharp peaks of which reach to the sky. The huge stained glass windows and frescoes that are painted on the columns inside the church will cause indescribable delight.

Conducting religious services
Sunday: 8:50 in summer time

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Schedule of excursion tours of the Church of Saints Nicholas and Alzbeta
Daily: 10:00-17:00 spring, autumn (except during religious services)

Church of St. Wenceslas

The Church of St. Wenceslas is another outstanding church building, located opposite the Church of Saints Nicholas and Elizabeth. Previously, there was a church in its place and convent. The baroque church itself was built between 1674 and 1688. After the reconstruction, the church building has undergone significant changes, but its main facade is still decorated with a magnificent portal. You can visit the church only by prior arrangement.

Conducting religious services
Friday: 18:00 during summer time
Sunday: 8:50 in winter time

Church of St. Bartholomew

The construction of the church building dates back to 1414. Once its owner was the Order of the Crusaders. The exterior is made in Gothic style, but the interior design is more remarkable. The main hall of the church is crowned with a magnificent fan vault, which is supported by a single central column. During World War II, the church building was badly damaged, but in subsequent years, after reconstruction, the medieval panels and wall frescoes were restored. Currently, the Church of St. Bartholomew is closed to the public, but you can wander around the building and touch another shrine of Cheb.

Transport

Cheb is an important railway junction, with important routes passing through it. Public transport represented by bus routes. They operate from 5 a.m. to 10 p.m., with the exception of one line, which also operates at night. The fare for an adult is 12 CZK, for children aged 6 to 15 years, students (15-26 years old) - 6 CZK. Transportation of large luggage or animals will cost 6 CZK. Free travel is available to children under 6 years of age, disabled people and government officials.
If you travel and use own car, then you need to keep in mind that some parking spaces in the city are paid. The cost of 30 minutes of parking will be 10 CZK, and each subsequent hour will cost 20 CZK.

At first glance, it may seem that there is nothing to do in this small town and it is not worth spending time on it at all. But, once on its territory, you realize that this is far from the case. It will take you a lot of time to get acquainted with some of the iconic architectural buildings. In the summer, Cheb turns into a real platform where cultural events follow one another. These include theatrical knightly performances in Cheb Castle, the traditional celebration of Wallenstein Day, and organ music concerts.

Cheb(Czech Cheb [ˈxɛp]), former. Eger(German) Eger) - a city in the Czech Republic, on the Ohře River. Located on the western border of the Czech Republic with Germany, the population is 32 thousand people. Administrative center of the Cheb district.

Story

The construction of the first stone city on the site of a Slavic settlement is associated with the German colonization policy of the early Middle Ages.

In the 11th century, the former Slavic settlement became part of the Holy Roman Empire as part of the Staufen possessions. The city had the status of an imperial city.

In 1157, Cheb was inherited by the German Emperor (Kaiser) Friedrich Barbarossa, who rebuilt the old city into an imperial palatinate.

During the reign of King John, the city, as a hereditary pledge, was finally annexed to the lands of the Czech crown, having the advantage of an independent land with its own diet. The Czech king George of Poděbrady also used Cheb’s services for his political purposes.

In the 16th century, the inhabitants of Cheb began to accept Protestantism. On February 25, 1634, Generalissimo of the Imperial troops Albrecht von Wallenstein was killed in the building of the current Cheb Museum.

In the second half of the 17th-18th centuries, the city was rebuilt in the Baroque style. Architects K. Dientzenhofer, A. Leuter, P. Bayer, B. Alliprandi, A. Pfeiffer participated in the reconstruction.

The population of the city welcomes the German troops. October 1938

After the end of the First World War, the city and its districts were transferred to the Czechoslovak state created on the territory of the former Habsburg Empire (Austria-Hungary). This entailed a deterioration in relations between the Germans and other residents. The English Prime Minister Lloyd George presciently pointed out that the fall of a significant part of the German population under the jurisdiction of the newly formed states would inevitably lead to a new world war. The harbinger of this was the Sudetenland crisis, which was resolved by the bloodless entry of German troops into Czechoslovakia.

Notable residents

  • Balthasar Neumann - architect, born in Cheb, became famous for construction cathedral in Wurzburg.
  • Friedrich Schiller - collected materials for his work “Waldstein Trilogy” in Cheb.
  • Johann Wolfgang Goethe had many friends here, including a 90-year-old executioner, one of the last representatives of this profession.
  • Pavel Nedved is a famous football player for Juventus and the Czech national team.
  • Albrecht von Wallenstein.

Culture

Since 1970, the traditional youth brass band festival FIJO has been held in Cheb every 2 years. Cheb has its own museum, a theater with a permanent stage, and a State Gallery visual arts, a number of private galleries and a regional library.

Attractions

  • The area of ​​the imperial fortress with city fortifications (11th century on the site of a former Slavic settlement of the 9th-10th centuries), bergfried (Black Tower)
  • Chapel of St. Earhart and Ursula
  • ruins of the Palatinate (palace) of Frederick Barbarossa
  • George Poděbradsky Square
  • Church of St. Nicholas and St. Alzhbeta (Nicholas and Elizabeth)
  • Shpalicek, a complex of merchant houses,
  • unfinished town hall designed by Alliprandi (1723-28)
  • former church of St. Clara (1708-12), architect K. Dietzenhofer (presumably).
  • Church of St. Wenceslas (XVII century)
  • Franciscan church at the Minorite monastery (mid-12th century)
  • city ​​museum (since 1873), in the Pachelbel house, in the building of which Albrecht von Wallenstein was killed.
  • Church of St. Bartholomew
  • Gabler's house

    Hail, Black Tower

    Imperial Palatinate

    Flowers on the main square

    Cheb- a town 40 km southwest of Karlovy Vary. Included in the list world heritage UNESCO. The main attraction is the colorful old houses surrounding the central square of Cheb. Around the square there is a small grid of the same ancient cobbled streets.

    If Karlovy Vary is a Russian city, then Cheb is the patrimony of the German burghers. The street speaks and screams exclusively in German. Menus and signs are only in German and Czech. The service staff does not understand Russian in principle. Because of this, I spent an extra hour at the Cheb station, as I missed my train. Well, it’s impossible to come to an agreement with the Czech woman at the cash register!

    I have already said that Czech railways are the most Soviet railways in the world. Train and bus timetables have either been disrupted since the Velvet Revolution, or are so indigestible that month-long courses need to be held to study the logic of these strange scraps of paper. Buses and trains in the schedules are indicated to some godforsaken stops and you need to have an excellent knowledge of Czech geography to guess, for example, that the route “Ash-Khomutov” is actually “Heb-Karlovy Vary”.

    There is no decent map anywhere on the walls, nothing is indicated on the ticket, the lady at the ticket office is silent, like a partisan. The maximum that can be squeezed out of it is the departure time. And then, with a ticket in your hands and the treasured number in your head, you begin to study in detail all the pieces of paper stuck on the walls. Oh, so many of them! If you're lucky, you'll find a similar flight in small print somewhere in the middle of one of the scraps. If you're unlucky, you'll be jumping on platforms, trying to figure out which train/bus is yours.

    By the way, the main Prague bus station Florenc is a song! Such a wretched establishment could only be seen somewhere in Nizhny Tagil during the era of glasnost and perestroika in the late 80s.

    However, further about Hebe. The city is German. The city is cheap. And it seems that poor Germans are coming here en masse for the weekend to relax, eat and buy clothes from local Czech-Vietnamese merchants. The Vietnamese generally form a very noticeable trading stratum in the Czech lands. Even in the westernmost region of Cheb, they accept and process the main flow of Euros from the German buyer. The Czechs are sleeping at this time. It's funny: a Czech city where the Vietnamese are pushing Chinese clothes onto the Germans. Why the Czechs are needed at this crossroads of Europe and Asia is generally unclear. Renovate the scenery or something...

    Looking at the border Cheb, you understand that even the most pro-Western Czech Republic is still much closer to Russia than to Europe. Well, everything here is the same as in the Russian provinces! It’s worth driving a few kilometers to Germany or Austria - and life, people, situations change radically.

    Frantiskovy Lazne

    5 km from Cheb is the most small resort the famous West Bohemian spa trinity - Frantiskovy Lazne(Frantiskovy Lazne). Buses leave from Cheb station every half hour. Ticket - 12 CZK. Travel time is 15-20 minutes.

    The town is small - in fact, these are hotels and villas of the 19th century, lost on a vast territory among endless parks, gazebos and springs. All buildings are painted in different shades of yellow. A dense carpet of fallen leaves rustles underfoot. The autumn atmosphere is such that it seems that Pushkin is about to come out from around the corner. The complete impression is that you are somewhere in Tsarskoe Selo, and not on the border with Germany.

    The symbol of the city is the little boy Frantisek who caught a fish. They even erected a monument to him here. Judging by the polished nose and genitals, touching these places brings some kind of happiness to those suffering.

    In the casino-restaurant (the most beautiful building on the edge of the park) they immediately sent us a Russian-speaking waiter. That is, they still speak Russian here. Interesting feature This restaurant has a completely glass floor under which fish swim.

    By the way, this casino has very good food and even serves various desserts for free. True, I was somewhat disappointed with the wine - the cost of one glass turned out to be higher than the cost of the entire meal.

    You can't hear any Russians in the city, but there is a Russian church. And just like in Karlovy Vary, this is one of the most noticeable buildings in the city. Russian churches look very harmonious in such resort towns and at the same time stand out sharply against the general background of buildings, creating a visual point of attraction. I don’t know what the results of various government projects to whitewash the image of Russia in Europe and the United States are, but Russian churches abroad, with their silent beauty and originality, have been doing the same thing steadily and effectively for many decades. It is impossible to pass by them, they cannot be ignored.

    How many times have I seen this picture - multilingual tourists slowly strolling along the streets, taking out their cameras right next to Russian churches, completely ignoring the nearby luxurious villas and gloomy churches of local concessions. Our churches, these drops of Russia, are the best advertisement for the country in the world.



    I heard about the city of Cheb, which is located near the German border, a long time ago from my friend, who at one time did an internship in Weiden, Germany, and periodically visited this small town with German colleagues. My friend went there to smoke weed, and his German friends went there for the services of cheap Czech prostitutes. But instead of prostitutes, the Germans received pills and without mobile phones and the money was returned back to Germany. A friend told me such things that I couldn’t even believe that this was possible in Europe on the border with Germany.

    Therefore, when my friends and I were planning a trip to Prague, we decided to stop by Cheb and see the city with our own eyes. What can I say - what I saw did not disappoint. After half an hour of walking, we left Cheb with the desire to never return here again.


    Cheb is close to the Czech-German border and is located close to Bavarian cities such as Weiden and Hof. Immediately after crossing the border and entering the territory Czech Republic the landscape outside the window changes. Rare (it’s not evening yet) and very scary prostitutes appear along the road, resembling something between a zombie and a mummy. Below I will tell you what is the reason for this.

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    Soon a market appears near the highway, which attracts our attention and we make a stop here. The bazaar is entirely owned by the Vietnamese and is called, as you can see on the billboard Asia Dragon Bazar.

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    Residents of post-Soviet countries will immediately see something very familiar here - there are such bazaars in every Russian/Ukrainian city. Endless rows of stalls with cheap Chinese consumer goods - all this is so familiar and smacks of homeland, only the sellers here do not look Slovenian - every single one of them is Vietnamese. The Czech Republic has the largest Vietnamese diaspora in Europe, and Cheb is the most Vietnamese city in the Czech Republic. It is no coincidence that all these bazaars are located near the German border - almost all the clients here are Germans, eager for cheap consumer goods. I even have a friend Jacob from Aalen, who goes on shopping trips to the Czech Republic to such markets a couple of times a year. I remember how he boasted of a cap for five euros and pants for ten, bought at such a market. Even then, I was perplexed about such purchases, given that clothes in Germany are not much more expensive, but are much better quality.

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    Vietnamese arrived in large numbers to Czechoslovakia and the GDR in the 1970s and 1980s as students and labor under treaties signed between the socialist states. After the unification of Germany and the end of Czechoslovakia, treaties with Vietnam were no longer valid, while at the same time tens of thousands of Vietnamese had no status. Germany immediately sent me away most GDR Vietnamese who did not return to their homeland, but settled in the Czech Republic, increasing the already huge diaspora. Now, according to official statistics, about 60,000 Vietnamese live in the Czech Republic, which makes them third after Ukrainians (130,000) and Slovaks (more than 70,000). But most Vietnamese live in the Czech Republic illegally and experts estimate their number in the Czech Republic to be around 200,000, making them the largest group of foreigners in the Eastern European country.

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    There are practically no highly qualified specialists among the Vietnamese; almost all of them are employed in trade and the service sector, but most of their income comes from crime, mainly drug trafficking and prostitution. Thanks to the huge diaspora of Vietnamese and Gypsies living in Cheb, this city has become the capital of crime in the Czech Republic and the largest center for the production of methamphetamine in Europe. All these markets, of course, bring some kind of profit to the Vietnamese, but now the demand for pseudo-Gucci and pseudo-Adidas has dropped sharply, cigarette smuggling also does not bring in income, so the main area of ​​​​income for all these traders is the sale of methamphetamine, which is sold here without even being encrypted.

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    I didn’t know all this at the time of our visit to this city, but something already alerted me at this market. Namely, a huge amount of bladed weapons that the Vietnamese openly sold on trays, despite the fact that they were prohibited. Brass knuckles, butterfly knives and much more were also lying on market displays, as was the case in my native Berdichev in the mid-1900s, drowning in street violence. For what to an ordinary person living in Europe, brass knuckles or a butterfly knife - I thought at that moment. But meeting Cheb gave the answer to this question.

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    We leave the market and go into the city. Visually, Cheb makes a very pleasant impression. If you expected to see devastation and trash here, I hasten to disappoint you. Cheb is a very beautiful, restored European city with historical buildings traditional for Czech cities, tinted Soviet high-rise buildings and excellent road infrastructure.

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    And you can’t tell from its appearance that this is the Czech Republic; the town can easily be mistaken for East Germany. The same magnificent architecture, everything is clean, most of the houses have been restored.

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    Sometimes there are shabby houses and even partially abandoned ones, but their number here is negligible, much lower than in Leipzig.

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    So visually Cheb is very attractive, if you don’t pay attention to the huge number of police patrol cars. I saw so many police on the streets of the city only during football matches. But no one played in Cheb that day, and there is no football stadium there.

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    I realized that something was wrong in Cheb when we parked the car in this parking lot near Norma's store. In appearance, the parking lot is unremarkable, except that it is guarded! Secure parking lot in broad daylight near a supermarket - Cheb has hit the bottom!

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    Agree that if it is dangerous to leave a car unattended for ten minutes in a city, then crime in the city is off the charts. And there are reasons for this - a significant proportion of Vietnamese and Gypsies in national composition population has never contributed to a calm environment in locality, and here we add to them a considerable number of methamphetamine addicts, who are complete people, ready to do anything for a dose.

    We begin our walk along one of the central pedestrian streets historical center.

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    13. The buildings are all restored, shine with gloss and fresh paint, and the city does not at all give the impression of being dysfunctional or criminal.

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    But if you look at passers-by, you will notice among them an abundance of gypsies, associational elements and extremely strange people on the streets. But I didn’t see a single Vietnamese during this short walk - these guys crawl out into the streets at nightfall.

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    Here is a portrait of the average inhabitant of Cheb. See the two guys in the background, one of them with the build of a macaque wearing a blue Abibas sports bob?

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    Thirty seconds after this photograph was taken, the macaque caught up with us and, having heard Russian speech, immediately showed interest in our company. “You speak Russian,” he said and immediately began jumping around my brother, rubbing something into him. My brother tried to enter into communication, but I pulled him out of this dialogue, because these guys have everything covered. Just start communicating with them, and you will soon discover that there is no wallet or phone in your pockets.

    Before we had reached the end of the street, an amphetamine lover, reminiscent of a zombie, came out from around the corner of the house. appearance and gait. The only thing missing was the arms extended forward, as zombies from Hollywood films usually do, but otherwise the similarity was one hundred percent.

    In the crowd of people, we were immediately recognizable as tourists, since everyone had a DSLR hanging around their neck. Therefore, the zombie, sensing the scent of a tourist, immediately headed towards us. “Ain oiro,” he hissed when he caught up with us. We showed with gestures that he would not receive the money, but he was not going to lag behind and tagged along with us. We crossed the street and he crossed, following alongside and repeating the spell “aaain ooooiroo” in an afterlife voice. It became uncomfortable, since the guy was clearly not going to lag behind without receiving the coveted euro, and we were not going to give him anything. But then, after walking a hundred meters, he somehow began to lag behind us and eventually unhooked.

    Meanwhile, we left the main street and along the way we began to notice that all the passers-by were staring at us stupidly. These glances made me feel uncomfortable, since I didn’t really understand what aroused their interest. We had the most ordinary appearance; we stood out from the crowd only by the cameras on our necks, which identified us as tourists. Maybe our cameras attracted them, or maybe the locals saw every tourist as a potential buyer, because Cheb is the capital of methamphetamine production and many local residents live off sales German tourists this drug. And besides meth, you can buy all kinds of drugs here in broad daylight. The fact is that absolutely all drugs, including methamphetamine, have been legalized in the Czech Republic, so a person with a bag of crystals (up to two grams of the substance) is in absolutely no danger here. Caravans of tourists from neighboring prosperous Bavaria have been traveling to Cheb for a long time, but not for photographs of beautiful architecture, but for amphetamine, weed and cheap sex. Although I can’t imagine how a man could feel desire for those meth corpses that the girls turned into, standing on the side of the roads. You have to be a real scavenger or necrophiliac to pay money for sex with these living dead.

    It was completely uncomfortable to walk under the gaze of strange people, much less take photographs. So we returned to the parking lot, got into the car and headed on to our next destination - Carlsbad. At the same time, while we were driving through the streets of Cheb, passersby were still staring at us. What caused this, I still don’t understand.

    We walked around the city during the day, and then only along its central streets, but this walk was enough to understand that Cheb is not an easy city. I think the fun begins after dark. I’ll have to come there again sometime, but I won’t take my camera with me so as not to stand out from the crowd.

    UPD: And here is a review from my Nuremberg friend, who also had a chance to visit Cheb:

    "After half an hour of walking, we left Cheb with the desire to never return here again." - more precisely, my emotions from visiting this town cannot be conveyed, Sash. We stayed there for an hour, before our eyes a guy of about 17 and his girlfriend of about 15 (presumably gypsies in appearance) with a child in a stroller surrounded the store, stuffing chocolates and baby food into that same stroller. Crystal (methamphetamine) shady types suggested walking along the pedestrian street in the center three or four times in half an hour. At the market you mentioned, we were cheated out of 20 euros like suckers. Just a “salesman” hanging around the shop took the bill from his hands and ran away. The city lives on the vices of German society: whores, drugs, fake branded rags and perfume. This is, without exaggeration, the worst city I have ever visited, just an incredible bottom. They galloped out of there like zebras, spitting and swearing, I would never go back there again. Despite all my pacifism, IMHO, this city needs humanitarian carpet bombing to be saved. And Europe will become a little better.

    technolirik
    07/06/2016 16:00



    The opinions of tourists may not coincide with the opinions of the editors.

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